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Or how to use 12 billion dollars worth of
government equipment to find tupperware containers
and not blow anything up.
You know you are a REAL Geocacher when...
You start using TNLNSL as your signature.
You unconsciously imagine your friends'
nostrils as perfect places for NANOS.
MICRO doesn't just refer to someone's brain-size.
Your backpack is full of antibacterial hand gel.
You suffer emotional distress after a DNF.
You aren't satisfied with a regular compass.
GEOCACHING.COM
is your home page.
Muggles aren't children's book characters
...they are real.
You call in sick one morning so you can earn a FTF.
The sound of tupperware opening makes you shiver.
Your backpack is also full of SWAG.
You daydream about creating 5 star caches.
You shop at the dollar store everyday...just for SWAG.
When people ask where you live you give them the cords.